Some Lame Christian Jokes

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Q. What type of a man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruth less


Q. What do you call Pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds

Q. Who is the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah - He was floating his stock while everyone is in liquidation.


Q. Who was greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of Nile and draw out a little prophet.


Q. What type of vehilce is in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of Garden in a Fury
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land,
Also, probably a Honda, beacuse tha apostle is in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. You mother ate us out of house and home


Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine is especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks was always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character has no parent?
A. Joshua son of Nun.

Q. Why did they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Q. Do you know it's a sin for women to make coffee?
A. Yup, it's in the Bible. It says.......'He-brews'
KEEP SMILING!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!!